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4 Oct 2016

One Chance!!! 13 struggles you'll understand if you've dated a Nigerian guy

Nigeria has amazing men. But Nigeria also has many useless men. Make sure you don't find them.

1. When you tell a Nigerian boyfriend you don't like cooking.

Just because they don't know more than food.

2. And then when you tell him your brothers can cook, he's like,

"I'm the man of the house even though I've not married you."

3. You call his number a day before Valentine and it starts saying switched off.

He has escaped.

4. He knows only one thing: Football.

An illustrative photo of a Nigerian football fan cheering the Super Eaglesplay
An illustrative photo of a Nigerian football fan cheering the Super Eagles
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So he won't allow you watch your thing in peace.

5. When you meet his friends, all of them start calling you "our wife" so that you'll cook that banging Jollof.


Because of food. See your life.

6. When he buys you ordinary food, makes your hair, takes you everywhere, and then he now starts asking for sex.

Please come and take your hair biko.

7. Then you check his phone in the midnight and you see missed call from "Taiye Plumber"

Which pipe are you laying in the middle of the night?

8. Or a text message saying he should come to the hotel from "Edible Catering".

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Hay God!

9. You tell him you missed your period and he's like,

"We haven't had sex in 2 years."

10. Then when you start talking about marriage, he's like,

This one is just a chewing gum boy.

11. When you have to choose between your broke boyfriend or a rich Alhaji,

You love him but you have financial needs. Decisions decisions decisons.

12. You catch him pressing a girl's breast and he's saying she's his cousin.





13. Then one day, he'll bring one girl and next thing, he'll just introduce her to you, like "meet my fiancee".

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