1. When you tell a Nigerian boyfriend you don't like cooking.
2. And then when you tell him your brothers can cook, he's like,
3. You call his number a day before Valentine and it starts saying switched off.
4. He knows only one thing: Football.
5. When you meet his friends, all of them start calling you "our wife" so that you'll cook that banging Jollof.
6. When he buys you ordinary food, makes your hair, takes you everywhere, and then he now starts asking for sex.
7. Then you check his phone in the midnight and you see missed call from "Taiye Plumber"
8. Or a text message saying he should come to the hotel from "Edible Catering".
9. You tell him you missed your period and he's like,
10. Then when you start talking about marriage, he's like,
11. When you have to choose between your broke boyfriend or a rich Alhaji,
12. You catch him pressing a girl's breast and he's saying she's his cousin.
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